I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

(Source: lucithor, via hi)


when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via ashadowremains)

The balls on you for texting me after being a complete ass to me and stopped talking to me right after. No don’t fucking come checking up on me and no don’t expect me to not be a bitch to you for doing so! yes that’s exactly what you get for doing it. What the fuck do you take me for! Go fuck yourself!